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Phil Dark, No Stars
September 23rd, 2013, 05:42 PM
In honor of tomorrow's new release (Doctor Sleep), I thought up a couple Dark Tower joke while I was at work:

What is the name of the mechanic who accompanied Roland on his journey to the Dark Tower?

Brake Chambers.

What did the Crimson King give to the hippies who gathered in the rose field?

A Dark Tower flower power glower.

September 24th, 2013, 07:08 AM