Don't beam me up, Scotty. I'm taking a sh... - Captain James T Kirk
"The difference between a politician and a pickpocket
is that the pickpocket doesn't get indignant
when you tell him to keep his hands to himself."
I wanted to stop at McDonald's for lunch but the line was too wide. - Anonymous
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Fervently hope that was a shower the good Captain was taking,Blunt..:eyebrow:
“He has, acting personally and through his subordinates and agents, endeavored to . . . cause, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, income tax audits or other income tax investigations to be initiated or conducted in a discriminatory manner.” — Article II, Section 1, Articles of Impeachment against Richard M. Nixon, adopted by the House Judiciary Committee, July 29, 1974
40 years ago this week, the Watergate hearings began...boring!...George Will used the above in a recent column.
If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.
RIP dear lady.