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    Cool Random Thoughts

    If thoughts are things and what we think becomes reality, WHERE is my million dollars? I bet some parallel version of me is out there in some parallel universe, just living it up with MY money! >.<

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    I'm sure my evil twin is living it up at my expense...

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    Now I'm thinking about finding her (the parallel me) and taking my money!

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    Default Re: Random Thoughts

    ...What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GNTLGNT View Post
    ...What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?...
    Eat the endangered animal.

    While chaperoning a field trip to a manatee viewing station my husband told a group of children who had just learned that manatees are on Florida's endangered species that manatees are tasty. the looks of horror he got!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GNTLGNT View Post
    ...What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?...
    Say "Shoo"?

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    Why is it when you spread peanut butter on bread and accidentally drop it, it always lands sticky-side down?

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    Now what was I doin' again.....?
    Oh my, I'm so sorry, y'alls perfectly correct, this has no bidness in a random thoughts thread, more the, every single second of every single day thinkin's, thread.
    But seriously, you know, since I'm here, just what in the hell was I doin', I mean got a can of olive oil spray and and jewelers mini Philips screwdriver in my hand, and not a freakin' clue as to what I was gonna do with 'em?
    Well as important & clever as I was feelin' for a second, or even two, it musta been one solid crackerjack of an idea while it lasted...hmm, now here's a thought, I should maybe start writin' some o' this stuff down.

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    Why do you never see any baby pigeons?

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    Hungry adult pigeons, no benchwarmers in the park, you do the math.

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