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Cleaning Poem

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    The Cleaning Poem for Spring!


    The Cleaning Poem

    I asked the Lord to tell me
    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I'd been 'computering',
    And I had to answer 'yes.'

    He told me to get off my fanny,
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up...
    The smudges off my mouse.

    I wiped and shined the topside.
    That really did the trick...
    I was just admiring my good work.

    I didn't mean to 'click.'

    But click, I did, and oops - I found
    A real absorbing site
    That I got SO way into it...
    I was into it all night.

    Nothing's changed except my mouse.
    It's very, very shiny.
    I guess my house will stay a mess...
    While I sit here on my hiney.

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    'Ode To The Dust Bunny'

    Oh you think your so B'rer Rabbit clever you dirty little rodent
    Well I gots me a vacaroom that might prove quite potent
    Where you come from we don't have a clue
    But I get hold of ya your sooo in the stew....um, nix that
    Never hear anything frisky nor randy but I can plainly see
    We obviously live in a Dust Bunny brothel what else could it be
    Me oh my now we got Easter Bunnies lookin' for loves
    Oh gee whiz I wouldn't touch that egg unless I was wearin' some gloves

    HAPPY EASTERS (Island, as always, optional)!

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    Default Re: Cleaning Poem

    Quote Originally Posted by Haunted View Post
    The Cleaning Poem for Spring!


    The Cleaning Poem

    I asked the Lord to tell me
    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I'd been 'computering',
    And I had to answer 'yes.'

    He told me to get off my fanny,
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up...
    The smudges off my mouse.

    I wiped and shined the topside.
    That really did the trick...
    I was just admiring my good work.

    I didn't mean to 'click.'

    But click, I did, and oops - I found
    A real absorbing site
    That I got SO way into it...
    I was into it all night.

    Nothing's changed except my mouse.
    It's very, very shiny.
    I guess my house will stay a mess...
    While I sit here on my hiney.
    I have no idea what you're talking about.


    They're my delusions, and I'm keeping them.

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