Ohh, so sorry, wrong mode of transportation..Aarrr, my bad.
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I usually paint my nails to match the colour of my underwear.
Really. It's good to be colour co~ordinated.
Oh, jeez, do you know how hard it's going to be NOT to look at your fingernails when we meet because I'd be thinking of this?!