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    Odd Tomcats.

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    Just finished Brother Odd. Another great installment in the series.

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    ...as I say...Brother Knuckles was a classic character...

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    I'm just finishing up Night Chills. This book was written back in the 70's. Quite a good story.

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    Yes, he sure was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCRider529 View Post
    I'm just finishing up Night Chills. This book was written back in the 70's. Quite a good story.
    And there's no supernaturally talented Golden Retrievers anywhere in those pages! Yes, this book is one of Koontz's better ones, just wish he would write more of them like this.

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    ..."Dean, poop on the floor of the one called KingRice...do it now!"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GNTLGNT View Post
    ..."Dean, poop on the floor of the one called KingRice...do it now!"....
    And then the ever-present twinkle in Dean's eyes vanished and his eyes glazed over, his huge white-teeth-shining smile dwindled down to nothing but a thin straight line, and he arose from the floor where he had been playing with his beloved Golden Retriever Trixie and with arms held ram-rod straight at his sides, fists clenched so tightly that most of the blood had left the fingers and his eyes showing the deadness inside his soul, he stormed out of his multi-million dollar Southern Californian mansion and commenced to travel in a Northern direction to find the home of Kingricefan, bashing in the white painted metal front door of krf's humble abode while wailing at ear-shattering audio levels 'Must poop! Must Poop! Must POOP! MUST POOP!', unbuckled his Italian-hand-made leather belt with the golden buckle with the embossed likeness of a Golden Retreiver depicted in a truly unnatural pose, dropped his immaculately creased dark blue-with-thin-grey striped trousers and commenced to have a very large, very green and very stinking bowel movement on krf's beige carpeted floor next to the golden oak coffee table and richly stained wooden rocking chair that krf's cat named Tara, but nicknamed Pretty Girl, likes to use as a clawing post, hence all of the teeny-tiny splinters laying about directly underneath the seat on the carpet, one of which Dean unwittingly stepped on as he was leaving (he was without shoes as he had been in his multi-million dollar Californian abode playing with his supernaturally gifted Golden Retreiver Trixie before leaving on his quest to find the home of krf) and which, after he arrived back at his Southern Californian manse, the forementioned splinter commenced to cause an infection in his foot, of which Dean died from as there was no known anti-biotic that would stop the spread of said infection, but all is well as Trixie is still churning out 'Dean Koontz' novels that feature supernaturally gifted Golden Retreivers and using the millions of dollars earned from said novels to purchase pornographic films featuring Poodles and Cats, of which Trixie, the supernaturally gifted Golden retreiver, despises in all shapes and forms. Trixie still lives in the Southern Californian multi-million dollar mansion. The End.

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    ...beautiful....just....beautiful!!!!....

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    Just finished reading Dragon Tears. Does anybody know of some other good ones by him?

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