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    Quote Originally Posted by PatInTheHat View Post
    Now what was I doin' again.....?
    Oh my, I'm so sorry, y'alls perfectly correct, this has no bidness in a random thoughts thread, more the, every single second of every single day thinkin's, thread.
    But seriously, you know, since I'm here, just what in the hell was I doin', I mean got a can of olive oil spray and and jewelers mini Philips screwdriver in my hand, and not a freakin' clue as to what I was gonna do with 'em?
    Well as important & clever as I was feelin' for a second, or even two, it musta been one solid crackerjack of an idea while it lasted...hmm, now here's a thought, I should maybe start writin' some o' this stuff down.
    ...it's obvious, that loose screw of yours was rusted up-hence the WD-40 alternative cookin' spray and ozone depleter-plus the screwdriver...elementary my dear hilljack....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fushingfeef View Post
    Why is it when you spread peanut butter on bread and accidentally drop it, it always lands sticky-side down?
    ...that's something that I've said for years-proves the postulate of the "Hostile Universe Theory".....

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    I have many random thoughts. None that are really rolling around, at this moment, in time. None really worth sharing, so this will do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GNTLGNT View Post
    ...it's obvious, that loose screw of yours was rusted up-hence the WD-40 alternative cookin' spray and ozone depleter-plus the screwdriver...elementary my dear hilljack....
    And hey, ya know what the curiousestest thing about that is, is that's just about as good as any explanation as any of the less nuttier ones I've been able to come up with in the last two or so hours...and it calls to me somehow.

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    I wonder if I could walk into McDonald's and order diet water with a straight face...

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    I want to do #2, #4, and #5...


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    There is no gravity. The world sucks.

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    mmm

    I wonder if I can stomach another parsnip . . .

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    ...I'm gald McDonald's doesn't offer a hot dog on itvs menu...there's no way in hell I could order the McWeenie, and ask em to "supersize" it, without wetting my pants....

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