Never lick a steak knife...
When I go to Wal-Mart, I like to drop to the floor-in a fetal position, and scream at the top of my lungs "IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!!!!"...everytime they page someone...
Sometimes when I go through a fast food drive thru I preface my order with, "This is to go."
For the life of me I can't figure people out. What do they want from me? And why? I just want to be me. They say have confidence, well, where is their confidence.