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    ...if you say Thankee Big-Big without thinking of it, and the store clerks look at you like your cheese has slipped off your cracker.

    ...if his stories work like bedtime stories and help you sleep better at night.

    ...if you wear your T-shirt from the Haven Foundation's Cafe Press store, even though it's full of holes and you're determined to wear it until it is indecent to wear it anymore.

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    ....You're at work discussing Secret Santa gifts with your coworkers and one says, "I'd get you something Stephen King related but I think you HAVE everything."

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    You might be an SK fan if when walking on the beach you don't look for shells but free standing Doors.

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    ....continually watch the SAME Western over and over...

    ....obsess over any house that sits on a hill...

    ....you understand what the term "meteor shi*!" means...

    ....you've been asked to leave and never return to Red Lobster, because you just come in and stand at the salt water tank going "Dud-a-chik, Dum-a-chum?"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GNTLGNT View Post
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    ....you've been asked to leave and never return to Red Lobster, because you just come in and stand at the salt water tank going "Dud-a-chik, Dum-a-chum?"....
    I told you to stop doing that......

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    You might not be a SK Fan if you have a pet toilet trained Bear that comes in from the Woods to use the indoors facilities!

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    UMBASKF if you name trains.

    " if your favorite word is "commala".

    " if you can't recycle your Noz-a-La cans because they come from a different world.

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    You might be a Stephen King fan if you get the sniffles and worry about an epidemic.

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    UMBASKF if you understood this thread and these posts and didn't think everyone here has lost their marbles...

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    Default Re: You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

    ...you look forward to rat shootin' season at the dump...
    ...you spray Reddi-Whip on the jowls of your St. Bernard, and send it to the neighbors house "just to see their faces"....
    ...you "water" your garden the same way they did in The Gunslinger, but don't understand why the cops got called...
    ...you go to classic car shows, and annoy the participants-by wandering the rows hollering "Christine!!!...Where are you!??"....

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