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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim D. View Post
    I suppose an advance is out of the question?
    Please reread the part about how you have to fly to CA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shasta View Post
    Please reread the part about how you have to fly to CA.
    It's true what they say. LA is a town without pity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim D. View Post
    It's true what they say. LA is a town without pity.
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim D. View Post
    If you want I can do my deluxe panhandler routine where I wear a funny hat and do a little dance, but I'll charge you more because I have to use props.
    Gee, thanks! Now I've got a picture stuck in my mind of Sammy Davis, Jr. performing "Mr. Bojangles".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim D. View Post
    This settles it. Imma gonna quit lookin' for honest work and start bummin' for a living. Who want to gimme my first dollar? I accept paypal.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tim D. View Post
    If you want I can do my deluxe panhandler routine where I wear a funny hat and do a little dance, but I'll charge you more because I have to use props.
    Nows your gettin's it, it's likes I keeps sayin', theys ain'ts no's bidness likes showbidness...sorry 'bout that, just showin' off my great deal I I got on S's down at, Baldy's Things That Sssslither & Fresh Hand Pulled Salt Water Taffy Emporium
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2806374.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Gust View Post
    Gee, thanks! Now I've got a picture stuck in my mind of Sammy Davis, Jr. performing "Mr. Bojangles".
    Sorry. Not really the vibe I was going for. I was thinking something more along the lines of Emmet Kelly. With a kazoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily Sawyer View Post
    Meh. Don't feel so bad. I'm sure there are people like him in every single state in the union.
    Unfortunately Lily is right. The benefits and fine treatment that is offered to disability victims is a cash crop in the USA with a very easily abused system. Plus, too many Americans give or help without asking questions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim D. View Post
    It's true what they say. LA is a town without pity.
    ...yeah, and it would have been nearly impossible to take yer monkey with you....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayko View Post
    Plus, too many Americans give or help without asking questions.
    Too many?...huh??..and how is that even remotely possible???
    Oh...
    'I will give you some of my hard earned dough if you answer a few questions for me, first, do you actually live in despair & squalor and intend to use my dollar to improve your life, to lift you out of any hopelessness you might be feelin' maybe?..second, what brand of orange juice to you like?...well, it's just I won't buy anything but Tropicana, so if you prefer Minute Maid, or gag me with a silver spoon one of those, "off brands", I'm afraid we just can't help you.
    Now, about the Baby Jesus.....
    '
    ...somethn' like that ya mean?

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