Ok, if you guys tell me there is no flying kitten show as well as all these other wonderful events, I will be crushed!!!!
Oooh!! Is it a buffet???
"On Writing" was the first Stephen King book I ever read; the first of many. I'm a great believer in encouraging others to write if they enjoy it. For me, nothing can quite match the thrill or rush of putting a story on paper (or on the computer). I have a mathematical brain and like things to make logical sense, but writing lets me break away from that restrictive perspective and just write what the creative part of my brain dictates.
Welcome to the board! I'm sure these crazy people here (who are also the most wonderful people on earth!) aren't helping your cluelessness, but know that you will get the hang of it eventually. It just takes a bit of practice!
(And there are no secret levels or handshakes but I do recommend sending GNTLGNT cookies!)
Welcome, I'm old and clueless.