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  1. #11
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    She's the cat's spilled milk.

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    Heard this in a commercial: MyFace as in Myspace and Facebook.

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    I've pinched this one from Stan Laurel 'cos I love it.
    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

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    My husband is fond of saying "Are you smellin' what I'm cookin'?" when he's trying to get a point across to someone.

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    ...no use beatin' around the bird in your bush....

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    Eating humble crow

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaMarie View Post
    This is as much fun as shooting monkeys in a barrel.
    Long ago, we had a rocket-surgeon working with us--guy couldn't put two and two together without coming up with pi. After one spectacular clusterhump, our supervisor sighed and said, "I swear that boy's about as sharp as a barrel of monkeys."

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    Not a mixed metaphor, but someone I worked with once told me about a guy he knew who was living high as a hog.

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    ....or a former contemporary, who once said "I was runnin' around like a chicken with it's legs cut off!"...

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    Can't remember who....but someone used to always say "he/she's not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer".

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