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    Quote Originally Posted by blunthead View Post
    I used to collect weird, funny names. A few of my favorites...

    Avon Fee
    Snorton Snavely
    Bucky Dent
    Crescent Dragonwagon
    ...or my ALL-TIME favorite...Nascar Driver Dick Trickle....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moderator View Post
    I was thinking that hanging out on a beach with icy cold water might require a retracting ruler.
    ...or at least something that measures in millimeters....

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    Read and saw on the news that some man somewhere hit a deer w/his vehicle...placed the "dead" deer
    in the trunk of his car--he was bringing it home to eat--and for some reason, the law arrived or stopped
    him...the trunk was opened w/the dash-cam going...and the deer jumped backward out of the trunk and
    got out of Dodge. I think it might have been downstate Michigan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily Sawyer View Post
    There was no need for this, so....

    Ignored.
    It was supposed to be funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Oobleck View Post
    When I read about the suspect...I heard Muhammad Ali, "Pity the fool that tries to get in on that action!"
    Imagine Mr. Winkie's surprise!
    Came to me last night that it wasn't Muhammad Ali I heard, but Mr. T.

    If schoolchildren enter the building, 1 in 50 who suffer from autism, watch their feet closely.

    Saw a news clip last night like this...thought it was weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blunthead View Post
    It was supposed to be funny.
    I need to bite the bullet on this one. First, I apologize to you, Lily Sawyer, then to the rest of you for making a "joke" which was this lame. All I really meant to say was, this being the News of the Weird thread, that you, while not being particularly weird, are weird like the rest of us, and so your mom is weird for being your mom.

    Like I said, lame, lame joke.

    I certainly didn't mean to imply that imho Lily Sawyer's presence on the Board is anything but a good thing.

    Wikipedia reference-linkBite the bullet

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    Quote Originally Posted by blunthead View Post
    I need to bite the bullet on this one. First, I apologize to you, Lily Sawyer, then to the rest of you for making a "joke" which was this lame. All I really meant to say was, this being the News of the Weird thread, that you, while not being particularly weird, are weird like the rest of us, and so your mom is weird for being your mom.

    Like I said, lame, lame joke.

    I certainly didn't mean to imply that imho Lily Sawyer's presence on the Board is anything but a good thing.

    Wikipedia reference-linkBite the bullet

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