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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shoesalesman View Post
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    I know what's going on my next resume. Thank you.


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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    "Send me the money and I will write you a screenplay," staropeace says slyly.

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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    ...you that know me, understand that little-if anything offends me...that OP did it...

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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Quote Originally Posted by GNTLGNT View Post
    ...you that know me, understand that little-if anything offends me...that OP did it...
    I could see that. You have to look at the humor value though. Weather the post was made as a jest or the OP was sincere, I still find it funny as hell!

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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Quote Originally Posted by dougfromeagan View Post
    Pardon me if I have a J.D. Salinger accent as I just read Catcher in the Rye

    I would write it all myself but the Fed and MN sate tax collectors are about to step on my ball sack real hard, so I need to get this rolling.
    I like how your plan for getting out of your tax troubles is to have someone else write a screenplay for you. Because as everyone knows, the surest way to financial success is to have a stranger write a screenplay for you on spec.

    I'm surprised you're not stepping on your own ball sack, because those puppies must be mighty big. Either that or you're a bit of a meathead.

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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Quote Originally Posted by fushingfeef View Post
    I like how your plan for getting out of your tax troubles is to have someone else write a screenplay for you. Because as everyone knows, the surest way to financial success is to have a stranger write a screenplay for you on spec.

    I'm surprised you're not stepping on your own ball sack, because those puppies must be mighty big. Either that or you're a bit of a meathead.
    Meathead!! Ball Sack! Sorry - those two phrases together in a post are cracking me up, feef. I wish I could find a "giant ball sack" smiley. Ms. Mod?

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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Quote Originally Posted by SusanNorton View Post
    Meathead!! Ball Sack! Sorry - those two phrases together in a post are cracking me up, feef. I wish I could find a "giant ball sack" smiley. Ms. Mod?

    Don't look at me! Jordan is in charge of the emoticons.


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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Quote Originally Posted by Moderator View Post
    Don't look at me! Jordan is in charge of the emoticons.
    Okay, well then, just call him up (you, or Steve) and tell him to create an emoticon with giant, dragging, wrinkly balls. Or, you can just have Steve call me, and Jordan can listen in (but not say anything) while Steve and I discuss big balls.

    Get right on that. Thanks.

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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Only if I can listen in, too. One thing I do want to check out first, though, and that would be how long I'll have to wait to collect my pension fund after I get that pink notice.


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    Default Re: Looking for a screenwriter for my first feature film.

    Quote Originally Posted by Moderator View Post
    Only if I can listen in, too. One thing I do want to check out first, though, and that would be how long I'll have to wait to collect my pension fund after I get that pink notice.
    Don't make Susan call El Guapo, now.

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