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  1. #31
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    I used to be one of those idgets who thought they drove better when they were drunk. One rainy evening, I was following too close to a pickup and our bumpers locked. When the bumpers unlocked, my car flew across the right lane and into someone's front yard. It might be true that God watches out for drunks and fools cause I was very very lucky there wasn't a car in the right lane or any trees in the front yard I landed in.

    I have an orange traffic cone in my garage. I'm not sure why.

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    When I said dancing in Mexico. I meant like this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by no bounce no play View Post
    I used to be one of those idgets who thought they drove better when they were drunk. One rainy evening, I was following too close to a pickup and our bumpers locked. When the bumpers unlocked, my car flew across the right lane and into someone's front yard. It might be true that God watches out for drunks and fools cause I was very very lucky there wasn't a car in the right lane or any trees in the front yard I landed in.

    I have an orange traffic cone in my garage. I'm not sure why.
    Is it attached to yer bumper? Boy, you said a mouthful per God watching out for me.
    Last edited by blunthead; August 31st, 2013 at 10:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily Sawyer View Post
    I decided my first year of college to hang out with the Hall Drunk one night. I'd broken up with my boyfriend and she was, well, the Hall Drunk.
    There were five of us out on the town for the evening, and only three of us brought our brains along for the evening...
    Were all five blondes? In terms of knowing how many brains were there I hafta get my calculator.
    Last edited by blunthead; August 31st, 2013 at 11:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no bounce no play View Post

    I have an orange traffic cone in my garage. I'm not sure why.


    Doesn't everybody?

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    Quote Originally Posted by no bounce no play View Post
    ...I have an orange traffic cone in my garage. I'm not sure why.
    I have street signs in my basement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blunthead View Post
    I have street signs in my basement.
    Oh - stop bragging! I'm sicka you "Uber members" telling us about your stuff!


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    Drunk history? The only time I can think of is when I was up at CFS Alert which was a listening station for the Canadian military. It was 1992. I borrowed another girl's skirt so my story is that I must have been possessed because it is not like me to drink to excess. I had a great time and apparently I am really really funny when I let my inhibitions down. They were all smiling at me the next day and telling me I was a laugh riot. My head hurt so much I could barely pick it up off the couch. From then on I could never stand the smell or taste of Sambuca - we were doing shots. I can still drink vodka and Fresca (that is what we washed the shots down with). I was stuck up there for six months from March to September but luckily I got the daylight tour not the winter tour!

  9. #39
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    Hi!

    This may be old but ...





    Ha!

    Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigmund View Post
    Hi!

    This may be old but ...





    Ha!

    Peace.
    I'm glad that he didn't end up with more beer!

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