Not all who wander are lost.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Times fun when you're having flies....... Kermit the Frog
"Thunder is good, thunder is
impressive, but it's the lightning
that does the work."
I like my flattery plausible.
Don't belittle yourself. If it
truly needs doing, let someone
else do it. There'll be no
shortage of volunteers.
and I always liked this one, instead of the the "revenge is a dish..." quote...
not to mention the fact that it
gets your soul all sticky.
(but don't get me wrong, I won't allow posion ivy around my house!)
Oh, and on the quote, "Behind every great man, is a great woman..."
Of course! For what other reason would a man have to accomplish greatness?
( can I watch lost in space? ) if your happy I'm happy
( if I'm tattling on someone ) woo woo woo Tell it on the corner
( Grandpa, can I ____ ) ask your mammy
( neighbors mad ) I don't give a rats
( why ain't Grandpa going to Church?) don't do as I do, do as I say.
( before I open the fridge ) did you wash your hands?
Author= My Grandpa. I miss him terribly
"We know what we are, but not what we may be."~Shakespeare
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."~Albert Einstein
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."~Friedrich Nietzsche
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."~Oscar Wilde
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."~Oscar Wilde
"I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs"~Stephen King
"No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart"~Stephen King
"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."~Charles Dickens
"There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast."~Charles Dickens
The worst tempered people I've ever met are people who know they are wrong. - Wilson Mizner
It requires a great deal of inexperience to be beyond the reach of anxiety. - Anonymous
The greater the ignorance, the greater the dogmatism. - Wm. Ossler
When people are least sure, they are most often dogmatic - J.K. Galbraith
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should remain there. - Clare Booth Luce
Any fool can criticize... and many of them do. - Anonymous
If you can remember the 70's, you weren't there.
If sunbeams were a weapon of war, we'd have had solar energy long ago. - George Porter
Friends are God's apology for relations. - Hugh Kingsmill
The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard
The treasure of a life is a measure of love and respect/The way you live, the gifts that you give/In the fullness of time/It's the only return that you expect