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    "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
    Give him religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."

    Timothy Jones

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    Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
    Lao Tzu

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingzeppelin View Post
    "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
    Give him religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."

    Timothy Jones
    And the other one

    "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." Dan Quayle,

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    There was nobody like him

    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Dan Quayle

    "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." Dan Quayle

    "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." Dan Quayle

    "The loss of life will be irreplaceable." Dan Quayle

    "They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes." Dan Quayle after the swearing in ceremony on Inauguration Day, 20/1/89

    "My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right."Dan Quayle, in a speech to the Christian Coalition

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Dan Quayle

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    "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing."


    Emo Philips.

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    I can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. It's all how you look at it.
    - J. Kenfield Morley

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    " go then there are other worlds than these"- Jake that one sticks with you. Also I like " first come smiles, next come lies,last is gunfire"
    Say thankee

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    " America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric."


    Doug Hamwell

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    "I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical."


    Arthur C. Clarke

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    A Dog's Last Will and Testament

    Before humans die, they write their last Will and Testament, give their homes and all they have to those they leave behind. If, with my paws, I could do the same, this is what I'd ask:

    To a poor and lonely stray,
    I'd give my happy home,
    My bowl and cozy bed, soft pillows and all my toys,
    The lap which I loved so much,
    The hand that stroked my fur, and,
    The sweet voice which spoke my name.

    I'd will to the sad, scared shelter dog,
    The place I had in my human's loving heart,
    Where there seemed no bounds.

    So, when I die please do not say,
    "I will never have a pet again, for the loss and pain are more than I can stand."
    Instead, go find an unloved dog,
    One whose life has held no joy or hope,
    And give my place to him.

    This is the only thing I can give...
    The love I left behind.

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