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    "Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."

    Martin Luther King Jr.

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    "Charm is the ability to make someone else think that both of you are pretty wonderful."
    Kathleen Winsor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umney View Post
    My favourite quote would have to be "We are men of action. Lies do not become us"
    A quote from the movie, 'The Princess Bride'. Excellent quote. Here's another.

    "Life is pain highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."


    This one was on a tee shirt I noticed as I was putting away my laundry.

    YOU HAD ME
    AT HELL NO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firetalion View Post
    A quote from the movie, 'The Princess Bride'. Excellent quote. Here's another.

    "Life is pain highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."


    This one was on a tee shirt I noticed as I was putting away my laundry.

    YOU HAD ME
    AT HELL NO
    Good quote. I love the Princess Bride! I love the tee shirt too.

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    My buddy has a tee-shirt that says, "Don't worry... I'm a professional".

    The funny part of this being his shirt, was this was the guy I hired to take about a half inch off of the bottom of a nearly 100 year old cast iron radiator. We had to have it removed, because we had just remodeled and the floor had a new layer on top of the old, so the radiator wouldn't have connected with the pipe coming through the floor anymore. He took it off, by getting a hold of a grinder, which had to have the guard removed to fit the large concrete cutting disc in, and he held the grinder to each of the individual feet of the radiator. He was blasting himself with metal dust and debris (not even wearing eye protection or a breathing mask), and he told me later that he felt like he had blood in his mouth, because of the taste of the metal he kept sneezing out of his face and choking on the rest of the night.

    He got the job done. Although I wanted to take a video of it at the time and put it on utube as "the WRONG way" to do something. If he slipped an inch, his thumb would have been grinded off within tenths of a second. He had to press down the safety switch on the grinder to get it to go, which was seriously less than 2 inches from the grinding blade.

    He has another teeshirt that says, "Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun."

    Hahaha...

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    [holding up his thumb and forefinger]
    Excuse me madam, is this a piece of your brain?

    Basil Fawlty to one of his more annoying hotel patrons, after she bumped her head.

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    I like famous quotes and sayings that contradict each other. Like "Haste makes waste" and "He who hesitates is lost" or "a stitch in time saves nine" and "let it all hang out"

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    I use this one in my sig--I love it.

    ...Or put it on your T.S. List and give it to the chaplain.

    -Steve King

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    When I say that she played
    with me, for the first time in my
    life I mean that the way a little
    kid would mean it. She played
    with me, like a kid might play
    with another kid who had been
    whacked on the head recently
    and needed some diversion.
    Well, if this was a sane culture,
    I mean, and kids were allowed
    to have sex with each other as
    part of playing, like God
    intended.


    (from a character quoted as "Joe" in my Spider Robinson quotes book.)



    It claims to be fully automatic,
    but actually you have to push
    this little button here.


    --Gentleman John Killian



    People who wear glasses are
    lucky; we have stars on
    rainy nights.


    -- Jake




    For a predator, a wrong guess
    can be preferable to a slow one.


    -- Jake



    If you can't have fun here, it's
    your own damn fault.


    -- Mike

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    Ren: Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center.
    [eats bar of soap]
    Ren: And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!

    Ren:It's my Icereeammmm bar. I've had it, since I was a CHILDE!!!

    (from the 'Ren and Stimpy Show')

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