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    “The shortest horror story:
    The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.”


    Frederic Brown

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    “Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s.
    These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.”


    Chuck Palahniuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingzeppelin View Post
    “Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s.
    These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.”


    Chuck Palahniuk
    Bob Schieffer was on a certain comedy show and said something along those lines about an audience. Very funny, in a good way.

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    "Fiction is the truth inside the lie."

    I know, I know, I've posted this one before.

    By the way, does anyone know who said this? I think it was one of those nasty horror writers that never offer anything credible to the world...

    (can you feel that sarcasm, baby? Huh, can you feel it?)

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    “It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read I need protection from, it's the things in my head . . .”

    Jimmy Buffett

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    Evelyn Waugh said, "The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish."

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    "No one is a virgin, the world screws us all."

    Unknown

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    “When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability. To be alive is to be vulnerable”
    — Madeline L’Engle

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    That's a good one!

    Quote Originally Posted by kingzeppelin View Post
    “Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s.
    These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.”


    Chuck Palahniuk

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