Okay, kids....thought I'd start one for Chattery Teeth.
I helped a friend decorate his Christmas tree a long time ago and pulled out an ornament that made me drop it and recoil. It was the creepiest elf you've ever seen in your life. I know it was intended to look cute, but I found it to be anything but. I know I'll take heat for this because I'm sure there some collectors among the folks here....so take your best shot. It's an Annalee elf ornament. They're felted ornaments and dolls and free-standing decorations, and they are beloved by many.
Here's a link to the online Annalee gallery: http://www.annaleegallery.com/annalee-elf-dolls/;
...and a picture of what I saw:
But while you're forking me the evil eye, post a note (and accompanying pic, if you can locate one) about the creepiest Christmas decoration(s) you've ever seen.