Let's play a little game: give an alternate title for one of Stephen King's books or short stories, with enough information in the title to clue people in to the actual work. You can use puns, wordplay, or overcomplicated terms. For example, if "A Triad of Stature-Deficient Porcines" would be "Three Little Pigs" (which SK didn't write, of course).
I'll go first:
Velocipede of the Lycanthrope
I'll go first:
Velocipede of the Lycanthrope