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yes, because I can blame you for the fart.
WUSLM if I was no longer in the clear?
yes, because I now that you know how to eat them properly.
WUSLM if my butt were flat?
As long as you clean up after yourself
WYSLM if I broke your favorite coffee mug?
yes, just bring me the cash!
WUSLM if my name were John Gordon?
yes, and I'll call you Jethro Tull from now on.
WUSLM if I shot you?
sure, I can use my multiple personalities.
WUSLM if I spoke bad English?