It was certainly meant as light-hearted, no malice, no muck. I trade far sharper barbs with my real-life friends, even when they're agreeing with me - especially when they're agreeing with me.
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This was my very first thought 8)It reminds me of Stephen's A Very Tight Place.
LOL. And from what I've seen, you're rather good at it.It was certainly meant as light-hearted, no malice, no muck. I trade far sharper barbs with my real-life friends, even when they're agreeing with me - especially when they're agreeing with me.
This was my very first thought 8)
...get you three together, and I just break out the popcorn and a beer...LOL. And from what I've seen, you're rather good at it.
Oh, you'd definitely have to join us. Then it would be a guaranteed blockbuster hit. Might get bumped up to an "R" rating, but sometimes you pay the price for good comedy....get you three together, and I just break out the popcorn and a beer...
...yeah, I guess I could sit over yonder and toss out off the wall and out of place sarcasm....Oh, you'd definitely have to join us. Then it would be a guaranteed blockbuster hit. Might get bumped up to an "R" rating, but sometimes you pay the price for good comedy.
That will do. I'll bring cookies, but it's BYOB & P....yeah, I guess I could sit over yonder and toss out off the wall and out of place sarcasm....
And mine!!!!This was my very first thought 8)
Why am I reminded of a Groucho quote now...Well, it's pretty obvious you're all full of sh!t...
A couple of years ago I had a patient who had the most explosive/runny diarrhoea. His mobility wasn't very good, and he was a heavy guy. Anyway he asked me to help him onto the commode by his bedside...no problem! When he finished I was helping him stand to clean him and he caught the cardboard "bedpan" that rests inside the commode...next thing I knew it went everywhere, all over the floor, and all over my legs. I was covered in a gross mixture of diarrhoea and urine. And I still had the job of cleaning it up from the floor/commode because all the other nurses were gagging! That really was a crappy shift!
You must have a very strong stomach - thank God there are nurses like you that can handle that - poor guy!A couple of years ago I had a patient who had the most explosive/runny diarrhoea. His mobility wasn't very good, and he was a heavy guy. Anyway he asked me to help him onto the commode by his bedside...no problem! When he finished I was helping him stand to clean him and he caught the cardboard "bedpan" that rests inside the commode...next thing I knew it went everywhere, all over the floor, and all over my legs. I was covered in a gross mixture of diarrhoea and urine. And I still had the job of cleaning it up from the floor/commode because all the other nurses were gagging! That really was a crappy shift!