The Ka-tet Cantina
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Oh Marsha! Share with me, please?For Marsha......
Cornbread cupcake with mashed potato frosting and a chicken nugget.
LUNCH!!
LUNCH!!
When my daughter was younger, we gave her Dimetapp when she was having a horrible allergic reaction to sagebrush in bloom (we were visiting family in WY). She went to sleep and we couldn't wake her for 10 hours. That was scary as hell! Needless to say, she never had Dimetapp again, as Dr. told us reaction could be far worse on a second dose.Weeeeeellll - when one of my sons was younger if you gave him Children's liquid Gravol for upset stomach he DID fall asleep right away. (I can see where this might come in handy, but hopefully parents do not abuse this drug just to conveniently knock out Junior for whatever reason. - Scary stuff!
Me too!Which Horror Movie Slasher Are You?
Wow! So me...
Michael Myers
You are Michael Myers. You are strong and dedicated, and enjoy life's adventures. Family is important to you and you enjoy sharing new memories with them each year. Sometimes they get on your nerves though which makes you just wanna plunge a butcher knife into their heart.
So you think my idea of solving me aching feet and having my potatoes mashed and ready for dinner all in one stroke is for naught? I was a little worried about leaving butter stains in my Hush Puppies anyway......
Trust me......no one wants potatoes that you've had in your pants, and then mashed with your feet
Nice! Thanks!
How else am I supposed to do it...........?
Note to self: Prepare mashed potatoes without anyone home.......
Sundrop Gosh I'm glad to see you. Thanks for the wine. I actually had you on my mind this morning before I logged on - wondering if you're ok. So happy to see you. Here's for you:
Thanks! ♥
I'm really OK.....seems to be just a vitamin D deficiency and a small stomach ulcer....nothing to be worried about.
Looks like y'all are gonna be stuck with me for a while!
I could tell you, but you've never listened to me before......
I swear - I've turned over a new leaf. What with it being foliage season and all.........
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
Happy to. You don't mind a little drool here and there, do you? I think it will wipe right off.
I got
You will be a Guardian Angel For All Animals! Your loving and devoted spirit makes you a wonderful Guardian Angel for all God's Other creatures! Your job is important, and honorable. You will need all your skills to watch over all of the animals of the world! But you're definitely up for the task.
Guardian of the Gates of Heaven
Actually, I think my job's gonna be asking why in heaven's name (so to speak) some of this stuff happens the way it does in the physical realm.
But anyway, given the algorithms' selection of my supernatural employment, I'm reminded of the final verse of the Marines' Hymn:
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on heaven's scenes
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines
(There's simply no end to the Marine Corps' hubris. Which is, interestingly, a vital element to their enduring success.)
another guardian...hmmm...what are the general orders of a sentry again? forget the number...12 was it? get down and give me twenty!
Your job will be The Guardian Of The Gates Of Heaven! Your Happy and inviting nature is perfect for the job of welcoming Heavens newest arrivals. Your smiling and friendly personality will now definitely come in handy !
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