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Out of Order

Out of Order

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Feb 9, 2011
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Crocoduck.

Description: Short

Distinguishing Characteristics: Has long snout, long teeth and webbed feet

Last seen in New Hampshire riding a unicycle and pulling a wooden toy. Won't answer to any name as he is an annoying little bugger, but can be lured with a warm bowl of Hamburger Helper or some nice warm towels.

If seen call 1-800-OutofOrder. Leave Message if no one answers.
 
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GNTLGNT

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
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...I've located a trail of these Crocoduck playing cards...hope it helps...
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Out of Order

Out of Order

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Sundrop said:
I told you to stay off that Island......I begged you to leave that egg where you found it.....but did you listen to me?
Noooooo! You had to be the first to hatch a real live crocoduck .......
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Building the nest and sitting on the egg was such a meaningful experience for me though. This was my one chance to feel how it is to bring a baby into the world. Bite my marks aside, it was a moment I'll never forget. That cute long little face of his...............

And now...gone.
 
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TrueGeneration

TrueGeneration

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Out of Order said:
Crocoduck.

Description: Short

Distinguishing Characteristics: Has long snout, long teeth and webbed feet

Last seen in New Hampshire riding a unicycle and pulling a wooden toy. Won't answer to any name as he is an annoying little bugger, but can be lured with a warm bowl of Hamburger Helper or some nice warm towels.

If seen call 1-800-OutofOrder. Leave Message if no one answers.
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I'm pretty sure
Baylor from Survivor
has him. I knew she couldn't be trusted!;;D
 
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Out of Order

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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EMARX said:
They have Crocoduck for Xmas dinner in the bayou instead of Turducken. He'd better get his stubby little legs movin on that unicycle.
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I don't believe he planned on going that far south. I caught him with the Rand McNally Atlas and he had dog-eared North Carolina, Wyoming and parts of Canada. There was Hamburger Helper stains on a few other pages as well.

arista said:
Sometimes if you let something go and it comes back to you...It was meant to be :)
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I'm going to write this on the fridge.......
 
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Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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New Hampster
TrueGeneration said:
I'm pretty sure
Baylor from Survivor
has him. I knew she couldn't be trusted!;;D
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That's it!! I'm rooting for Keith!!!!
Spideyman said:
I keep seeing "low men in yellow coats" placing these signs at several intersection along the interstate.....

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Trying to lure him south....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

not_nadine said:
I saw him go by in Pa. He now has a squeezy horn also. He gave me a dirty look and kept going
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This is a huge comfort, at least I know he'll be heard when he crosses a busy street. Sorry about his manners, n_n.
 
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Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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Flat Matt said:
Looks like the crocoduck has made it over to the UK.

Last seen dressed in a smoking jacket throwing shoes at passers-by in north London.
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And he told me his wings were just for show. Is Scotland Yard on it?

not_nadine said:
You can choose your friends, not your family...............
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I hadn't the time to get to his people skills before he fled. It was all I could do to teach him a few table manners.
 
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cat in a bag

cat in a bag

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Out of Order said:
I don't believe he planned on going that far south. I caught him with the Rand McNally Atlas and he had dog-eared North Carolina, Wyoming and parts of Canada. There was Hamburger Helper stains on a few other pages as well.
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:biggrin-new::biggrin-new::biggrin-new::biggrin-new: Made me laugh out loud. I will put out the welcome mat for him, but I hope someone gives him a good coat before he gets here. What kind of hamburger helper is his favorite?
 
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Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
29,007
162,154
New Hampster
cat in a bag said:
:biggrin-new::biggrin-new::biggrin-new::biggrin-new: Made me laugh out loud. I will put out the welcome mat for him, but I hope someone gives him a good coat before he gets here. What kind of hamburger helper is his favorite?
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Are you sure, CAT? I'm a little worried about him around RJ. He might let him try his unicycle without proper training.....

He liked them all but this one most...........

Hamburger_Helper_Cheese_Lovers_Lasagna.ashx
 
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