yes, I know a guy.
WUSLM if I gave you coffee without asking how you like yours?
not a problem...I enjoy adventure.
wyslm if Sassy Starfish took a dim view of my shenanigans?
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yes, I know a guy.
WUSLM if I gave you coffee without asking how you like yours?
yes, his view is fish-eyed, anyway.
WUSLM if I didn't know what to do?
Okay - just undercharge me for the Ferrari thenyes...I've found if you make a list...and then ignore it...you feel better.
wyslm if I overcharged you for rotating the tires on your Hot Wheels Lamborghini?
Sure - they say it's always better if you wait for ityes. Unless your name is Wash Me.
WUSLM if you said go and I said stop?
Sure - they say it's always better if you wait for it
WYSLM if I grew hair and fangs during a full moon?
Okay - kick the sand off before you come in to eatsure. I've heard that's the best time to.
WUSLM if I camped out on the beach?
Okay - kick the sand off before you come in to eat
WYSLM if I coated your face with beauty cream?
Okay - just don't eat my insulationyes, especially if you don't use your hands, if you know what I mean.
WUSLM if I drank your insulin?
Okay - just don't eat my insulation
WYSLM if my clothes smelled like eucalyptus?
yes. Diarrhea bites, eh?
WUSLM if I ask what I'm being charged with?
Of course - it helps to disguise the smell of the pasties (pastys?)yes...but we'll allow the suspense to build, release details in the chapter following.
wyslm if I smelled like bargain Brut?
yes, but why would you?
WUSLM if I got a nose infection?
yes, it's the thought that counts.
WUSLM if I didn't tell you what happened?