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I'll need more information......are they completely numb, or just kind of tingly?My lips feel funny.........
George Taylor: Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.
Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.
I'll need more information......are they completely numb, or just kind of tingly?
-Oh, boy....here we go.What have I kissed?
My lips feel funny.........
Ahh. That little confession explains a lot!!This reminds me of that time I tried to kiss Rosy McDowell on the playground. She bopped me with her pinwheel too....
-Oh, boy....here we go.
Ahh. That little confession explains a lot!!
So, today, you wouldn't have some sorta fascination about shovin' your piehole in to pinwheels perchance, or would ya???This reminds me of that time I tried to kiss Rosy McDowell on the playground. She bopped me with her pinwheel too....
So, today, you wouldn't have some sorta fascination about shovin' your piehole in to pinwheels perchance, or would ya???
Hey my first kiss was to a cuteypie named Shelly, she runned away, but she came back, and promptly chucked a sink plunger into My kisser, knocked a tooth loose and slit my lip, still proudly wear the scar, well, it's somewhere under my 'stache...me though, no attractions toward plungers, blondes named Shelly with a solid pitchin' arm, however