What have I kissed?
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George Taylor: Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.
Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.
Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.
I'll need more information......are they completely numb, or just kind of tingly?
This would make my lips furry......
This would make my lips fishy....
See above.........
George Taylor: Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.
Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.
Take your lips off me you damn dirty ape!!!!!!!
They haven't felt right since that dare I took over the weekend......
This reminds me of that time I tried to kiss Rosy McDowell on the playground. She bopped me with her pinwheel too....
I'd croak if I had lips like that!
-Oh, boy....here we go.
Not one to kiss and tell I see......
Ahh. That little confession explains a lot!!
Just a little harmless kiss was all....and Bop!! Right on the noggin.....
So, today, you wouldn't have some sorta fascination about shovin' your piehole in to pinwheels perchance, or would ya
???Hey my first kiss was to a cuteypie named Shelly, she runned away, but she came back, and promptly chucked a sink plunger into My kisser, knocked a tooth loose and slit my lip, still proudly wear the scar, well, it's somewhere under my 'stache...me though, no attractions toward plungers, blondes named Shelly with a solid pitchin' arm, however
So, today, you wouldn't have some sorta fascination about shovin' your piehole in to pinwheels perchance, or would ya
Hey my first kiss was to a cuteypie named Shelly, she runned away, but she came back, and promptly chucked a sink plunger into My kisser, knocked a tooth loose and slit my lip, still proudly wear the scar, well, it's somewhere under my 'stache...me though, no attractions toward plungers, blondes named Shelly with a solid pitchin' arm, however
I'm pretty much over my fear of pinwheels. Took years of attaching them to my Schwinn Roadster to help me get over it. I did know a Shelly once..........had big pinwheels as I recall. Threw a mean curve ball as well.
