What did you learn today?

HollyGolightly · Jan 10, 2014

Let me spare ya'll some trouble with my lesson:
You can't sleep in flannel pajamas under flannel sheets - I was like a real life felt board story. Don't try it, it's not worth the struggle to get back out of bed and out of those jammies!

GNTLGNT · Jan 10, 2014

MadamMack said:
I love scented candles and recently I learned that if you put them in the freezer for a while they will burn slower.

...you burn candles in yer freezer????.... :shame_pig:

GNTLGNT · Jan 10, 2014

HollyGolightly said:
Let me spare ya'll some trouble with my lesson:
You can't sleep in flannel pajamas under flannel sheets - I was like a real life felt board story. Don't try it, it's not worth the struggle to get back out of bed and out of those jammies!

...I would be more than happy to assist you in the jammie removal process ma'am....

HollyGolightly · Jan 10, 2014

GNTLGNT said:
...I would be more than happy to assist you in the jammie removal process ma'am....

You so funny honey!

GNTLGNT · Jan 10, 2014

HollyGolightly said:
You so funny honey!

...who was joking????.... :dunno:

FlakeNoir · Jan 10, 2014

Where's my 'boys!' monkey emoticon gone....? :biggrin2:

GNTLGNT · Jan 10, 2014

...I learned that:
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
emerging from her at that moment

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a
nice person.

They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never
be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth
is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the
planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in
the Middle East will be bitter enemies.

...all the above are courtesy of one of the wisest men I know, Mr. Dave Barry....

FlakeNoir · Jan 10, 2014

GNTLGNT said:
...I learned that:
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
emerging from her at that moment...

I did the 'when are you due?' thing once and got it completely wrong.... never again! :blush:

HollyGolightly · Jan 10, 2014

@GNTLGNT
...I learned that:
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby
emerging from her at that moment

Oh snap, hon! I've done this before , for real. I just wanted to die.

I should have read some Dave Barry years ago.

Out of Order · Jan 10, 2014

To be careful on showing someone the cut on your middle finger.

Narvic · Jan 10, 2014

MadamMack said:
Actually sweetie, that's not the 'outcome' I was referring to . . .do you get it now?

no more silly pills for you!!

Spideyman · Jan 10, 2014

Never leave a ball of yarn unattended if you have cat companions.

not_nadine · Jan 10, 2014

I learned today that my puppy is becoming excellent at crying by the door when she wants to go out!

I learned that she loves to chew on trees and wrestle with random sticks - whatever the weather!

I learned that she poops on the rug as soon as she gets back in.

:sulkiness:

mjs9153 · Jan 10, 2014

I just learned a friend,aged 43,died of a heart attack..good guy,worked in the jail and I saw him there many times over the years..shocked and sad.. :big_tears:

Spideyman · Jan 10, 2014

mjs9153 said:
I just learned a friend,aged 43,died of a heart attack..good guy,worked in the jail and I saw him there many times over the years..shocked and sad..

Sorry to hear that news. Prayers for the family and friends. May he be at peace.

not_nadine · Jan 10, 2014

I am very sorry to hear that. That is shocking. God, you never know, do you?

cat in a bag · Jan 10, 2014

((((Mike))))

((((All the family and friends))))

Out of Order · Jan 10, 2014

That's awful..........

43............

king family fan · Jan 10, 2014

thats sad. I am so sorry to hear this.

mjs9153 · Jan 10, 2014

I just can't believe it..I know he was assaulted a few weeks ago by an inmate,of course you never know if that has anything to do with it,but he was a supervisor as well,lots of stress,etc..very sad.

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