Said puppy being a Golden Retriever, and supernaturally gifted (as per any Golden Retriever that appears in any Koontz book), it was able to communicate to KRF that the tea house was soon to be attacked by zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks (thank you Austin Power movies and shades of Sharknado) and said puppy and KRF slowly made their way back down to the stone steps carved into the mountain, then traveled back down those steps to the Inn at the base of the mountain, entered the Inn and went to the dining area, ordered the best d*mn cup of tea in the universe, and watched (thru binoculars) as zombies and laser-beam wearing sharks tore apart all living creatures who were not smart enough to get out of the tea house at the top of the mountain. The end. You're welcome.Yes, on his level of the tower. But on mine, Michelle is my helicopter flying instructor. And we're trying to save a falling puppy. Turns out, the puppy landed on KRF as he stood frozen on the edge of a cliff.
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And then Tom Hardy showed up and they had...............a cup of the universe's best d*mn tea. And then they had..........to go to KRF's room at the Inn so that KRF could change his urine-soaked pants and then one thing led to another and then they had......................sex!
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