"This is our second gig.
This is the second time we've ever played in front of people, man, we're scared sh!tless."
"It's incredible. I heard the New York Thruway's closed.
Closed? This morning we heard that they were backed down Route 17 with an eight hour delay.
Right. Well, the New York Thruway's closed. Isn't that far out?"
No.
"By the time we got to ___________ we were half a million strong..."
Hint:"I get by with a little help from my friends..."
"Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand."