What Movie Is This Line From?

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blunthead

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Twister!

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Poor moo cow
Yes!
 

blunthead

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"There's no way we make it over that ridge before sundown.

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

Hell yeah! Ha! That's how we all talk? We all talk like dis, "suh"? Yes suh, ha! Yeah mmm-hmm get some crawfish, and some ribs, ha! Ye-aah. You're Australian! Be Australian! Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack!

I get excited about my foods, man."
 

blunthead

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"There's no way we make it over that ridge before sundown.

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

Hell yeah! Ha! That's how we all talk? We all talk like dis, "suh"? Yes suh, ha! Yeah mmm-hmm get some crawfish, and some ribs, ha! Ye-aah. You're Australian! Be Australian! Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack!

I get excited about my foods, man."
Hint:
"Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?

...Lance

You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the f**k did I just hear? Lance?

No! I said Nance. That's what I said, Nance.

It sounded like Lance.

Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino!"
 
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blunthead

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"Wow. 8 Oscars, 400 million dollars, and you saved Tugg Speedman's career.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Really?

No, d*ckhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties."
 
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blunthead

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"There's no way we make it over that ridge before sundown.

All right fellas, we're gonna make camp, rest up. Y'all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

Hell yeah! Ha! That's how we all talk? We all talk like dis, "suh"? Yes suh, ha! Yeah mmm-hmm get some crawfish, and some ribs, ha! Ye-aah. You're Australian! Be Australian! Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack!

I get excited about my foods, man."

Hint:
"Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?

...Lance

You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the f**k did I just hear? Lance?

No! I said Nance. That's what I said, Nance.

It sounded like Lance.

Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino!"
"Wow. 8 Oscars, 400 million dollars, and you saved Tugg Speedman's career.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Really?

No, d*ckhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties."
 
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blunthead

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"Stuck in the desert for two months, and was it hot! That tomb...

What tomb?

Surely you read about the princess?

So you did that.

Yes. The fourteen steps down and the unbroken seals were thrilling. But when we came to handle all her clothes and her jewels and her toilet things - you know they buried everything with them that they used in life? - well, when we came to unwrap the girl herself...

How could you do that?

Had to! Science, you know. Well after we'd worked among her things, I felt as if I'd known her. But when we got the wrappings off, and I saw her face... you'll think me silly, but I sort of fell in love with her.

Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"
 
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blunthead

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"Look - the sacred spells which protect the soul in its journey to the underworld have been chipped off the coffin. So Imhotep was sentenced to death not only in this world, but in the next.

Maybe he got too gay with the vestal virgins in the temple.

Possibly."
 
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"Look - the sacred spells which protect the soul in its journey to the underworld have been chipped off the coffin. So Imhotep was sentenced to death not only in this world, but in the next.

Maybe he got too gay with the vestal virgins in the temple.

Possibly."
Sounds like maybe one of the "Mummy" or Curse of the Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser

"The Mummy Returns"?