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Moderator Dana Jean FlakeNoir Jordan Tery Once again, thank you. For everything. Always...

Yep, their cow"hide" is covering their flesh from carnivores! (Okay, I'm done now. I don't spew my beliefs on others. It's not who I am. But it was just too easy this time and I couldn't resist! :) )

Is that why people keep eating them, because they're afraid? Overpopulation could lead to world domination? I'm rooting for the cows.

I had to Google who that was, but assumed it was a storm chaser. Can't believe he's about an hour away from where I am! Haven't even heard anything about a tornado warning. (On a lighter note, I'm really tired and read his name as Beard Trimmer at first! No worries - I took care of that...

Yes I do! But my standards could prohibit me from being let out of my cage, though. Or my dungeon. It puts the lotion in the basket.

My cloven hooves are quite grotesque. But because I agree wholeheartedly with Dana Jean , I won't wear sandals or flip flops in public unless my piggies are presentable. No way.:no_pig:

So far, a facial mask and deep hair conditioning. Still need to do a hand treatment and quick mani/pedi. I need to hide the scissors so I quit cutting my own hair.

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I took a sick/personal/at-home spa day. (Trust me, not glamorous or pretty on any level of the tower.) Started thinking about when Dana Jean called herself a spa wh*re and I laughed my britches off. Will sure miss you, wicked smart, funny lady.

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Jeezly Crow!!! Is that for real? I've read that frogs in the rainforest can be as big as cats. But in Florida??!

Oh my heart. My eyes are leaking...

Yuck. So sorry to hear that. But I'm happy you didn't end up like the couple in SK's short story!

What fun king family fan - thank you!! (I think your gas station attendant was my ex mother-in-law. :oops: )

Rainy Season??! :rofl:

I'm sorry, Rob...That you thought you could rival your sister's s*x tape fame and fortune by launching a line of socks.

Something about a Florida man going "nuts" after aggressive squirrels take up residence in his home...:hammer:

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. What's the first question a Kardashian asks when she finds out she's pregnant? (Full disclosure: I changed it from a blonde joke to a Kardashian one. Thought it would be less offensive. :biggrin2:)

And still an appropriate and unanswered question!

Wait...what?! I have absolutely no memory of that insanity! Did I block it out? If so, my dissociative disorder might be working out for me after all. :oops: