12 Days of (SK) Christmas

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misery chastain loves co.

MORE Count Chocula please.....
Jul 31, 2011
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On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Feminine Napkins for the Locker Room.... (what? why are you looking at me like that?)
Eight Low Men
Seven Rolands gunnin
Six Sh*tweasles Swimming
Five Cats From Hell!
Four Arc Sodiums
Three Freaky Clowns
Two Dancing Cujos
And my biggest fan and a car accident
 

Grandpa

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Twelve tips "on writing"
Eleven twenty-two sixty threes
and Eleven Bags of Bones
Ten touchy premonitions
Nine Feminine Napkins
Eight Low Men
Seven Rolands gunnin
Six Sh*tweasles Swimming
Five Cats From Hell!
Four Arc Sodiums
Three Freaky Clowns
Two Dancing Cujos
And my biggest fan and a car accident
 

Sigmund

Waiting in Uber.
Jan 3, 2010
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In your mirror.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Twelve tips "on writing"
Eleven twenty-two sixty threes
and Eleven Bags of Bones
Ten touchy premonitions
Nine Feminine Napkins
Eight Low Men
Seven Rolands gunnin
Six Sh*tweasles Swimming
Five Cats From Hell!
Four Arc Sodiums
Three Freaky Clowns
Two Dancing Cujos
And my biggest fan and a car accident

Awesome!

Grandpa

Can you start another one?

Peace.
 

Grandpa

Well-Known Member
Mar 2, 2014
9,724
53,642
Colorado
Awesome!

Grandpa

Can you start another one?

Peace.


I tried to start, but I couldn't stop.

Twelve days of Christmas with apologies to The Stand.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A black crow in an MGM suite

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten transformers a-runnin'
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven hundred miles a-walkin'
Ten transformers a-runnin'
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four days incubatin'
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Cibolas a-burnin'
Eleven hundred miles a-walkin'
Ten transformers a-runnin'
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four days incubatin'
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite