I tried to start, but I couldn't stop.
Twelve days of Christmas with apologies to The Stand.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A black crow in an MGM suite
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten transformers a-runnin'
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four motorcycles
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven hundred miles a-walkin'
Ten transformers a-runnin'
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four days incubatin'
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Cibolas a-burnin'
Eleven hundred miles a-walkin'
Ten transformers a-runnin'
Nine-ty nine percent fatal
Eight wolves attackin'
Seven atom bombs a-blastin'
Six oil tanks a-burnin'
Five guitar songs
Four days incubatin'
Three days incubatin'
Two Irish setters
And a black crow in an MGM suite
