All Things Halloween.

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recitador

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i'm into all things halloween, but i don't dress up a lot, because i'm very unable to make choices about what to be, and very uncreative about putting things together like that. last year i was visiting my friend in KY and she made me into a zombie, but other than that last time i did a costume was at least 5 years back, i was tom cruise from risky business - all i had to do was take my pants off - costume executed. i don't have that gym ready body or i'd do like some of the other gay folks do and just wear red underwear and call myself a fireman or something. :rofl:
 

HollyGolightly

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How my $2.52 Halloween pumpkin became the $52.52 Halloween pumpkin...

It was very late and I was tired. (Working full time and going to University.) I stopped at the grocery store and saw the pumpkins. I got a little, teeny, tiny, pumpkin for John. I wrote a CHECK for $2.52 (kill me), not knowing my wonderful hubby had totally messed up the checking account. The check bounced. $25.00 fee from the store and $25.00 fee from the bank. Thus, the $52.52 pumpkin. Have mercy.
Oh Sig! Hard times - I've been there too. I hope John knows how much you love him. Kids.
 

Sigmund

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In your mirror.
Good Sunday afternoon.

No Halloween is complete without




and




Joke: What do you call a hot dog with all the insides pulled out?

A hollow weenie!



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