An Auction

[Sundrop]

Only two days left to bid. Anyone interested in floating me a loan?

No more beating around the bush! Time's running out!

I'm trying really hard to just walk away......silently

 

[Out of Order]

I'm trying really hard to just walk away......silently

I even emptied my penny jar...........returned all my empties (you would have thought that would have put me on top) and closed my Christmas Club. I'm feeling a little like Bad Santa.

 

[Sundrop]

I even emptied my penny jar...........returned all my empties (you would have thought that would have put me on top) and closed my Christmas Club. I'm feeling a little like Bad Santa.

You're trying to kill me, aren't you??

 

[Out of Order]

You're trying to kill me, aren't you??

I'm giving blood for some cash later. Any ideas on anything else I might give to science for a some quick cash?

 

[Sundrop]

I'm giving blood for some cash later. Any ideas on anything else I might give to science for a some quick cash?

not.....gonna.....be able.....to.....hold....it in.....much.....longer....

 

[FlakeNoir]

I'm giving blood for some cash later. Any ideas on anything else I might give to science for a some quick cash?

Do you have any spare ribs?

 

[Out of Order]

Do you have any spare ribs?

Au jus?

 

[FlakeNoir]

Au jus?

Without...

 

[Out of Order]

Without...

Might be a little dry......how about a rump roast instead?

 

[FlakeNoir]

Might be a little dry......how about a rump roast instead?

Ain't it amazing how quickly one can regret opening one's mouth? (<<<don't!)

 

[Sundrop]

 

[Out of Order]

Is this supposed to mean you would rather have ham?

 

[kingzeppelin]

So do we know whether her virginity is being auctioned for a knocked down price or a knocked up price.
ie...with... or without protection?

 

[Neesy]

Only two days left to bid. Anyone interested in floating me a loan?

Oh God - I am disappointed in you! Yuk (of course you are probably kidding!) I hope

 

[Neesy]

So do we know whether her virginity is being auctioned for a knocked down price or a knocked up price.
ie...with... or without protection?

I don't see how virginity is valued so greatly - really - what is the big deal?

Yes - speaking of that - she better use something or the next thing she will be making money on is a paternity suit (but this would come with much more responsibility).

 

[ghost19]

...all I know, is when I sing...pigeons fall from the sky...

I was wondering what was happening to all the blackbirds down here...lol

 

[nate_watkins]

Cary Grant

I swear there were two Rs when I typed that.....

There were.