Are You Toasting This Christmas?

Discussion in 'Chattery Teeth (Other)' started by Out of Order, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. Walter Oobleck
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    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    Read my lips...no new toast.

    Joe, we have to spread the toast around.
  2. FlakeNoir
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    FlakeNoir Beta/Moderator Moderator

    "Toast is not responsible for people falling in love." ~ Albert Einstein... mostly.
  3. Neesy
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    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    Toast be with you
    And also with you
    Let us toast
  4. Walter Oobleck
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    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    Newsflash: The White House and Congress are quickly veering toward another showdown over toast.
  5. Neesy
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    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed toast
  6. Walter Oobleck
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    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    "I like the way you toast."
    "Mmmm, I like the way you toast, too."
  7. Walter Oobleck
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    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    All right, show of hands, who had toast when Ole Yeller died?
  8. Autumn Gust
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    Autumn Gust Well-Known Member

    I see dead toast.
  9. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ...oh holyl sh*t these are making my liver quiver!!!....

    :clap:
  10. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    .... But being this is thick multi-grain bread, the most powerful pre-toast in the world and will blow your toaster clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel like toast?" Well, do ya, punk?"...
  11. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ..."Toast is a uniquely portable food"....
  12. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ..."I am the literary equivalent of toasted bread"....
  13. Walter Oobleck
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  14. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ....Toast Hoooooooo!......
  15. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ....good to the last toast....
  16. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ...toast...when you care enough to send the very best....
  17. king family fan
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    king family fan Prolific member

    toast like all the rest
  18. king family fan
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    king family fan Prolific member

  19. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    [​IMG] ..."Let My Toast Go!"...
  20. Walter Oobleck
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    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    If you love toast, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

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