Do not argue with Toast. Toast will drag you down to Toast's level and beat you with experience.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're toast.
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in making toast."
"Toast! Will Robinson! Toast!"
"Can't we all just toast?"
"Live long and toast."
"You are toast! Goodbye!"
"Is that your final toast?"
ummmm...no! one final toast:
See Dick toast. Toast Dick toast.