Ask Baby Blue Anything

[grin willard]

Why didn't Brad and Angelina work out?

You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

(Moderator, I'm sorry the question uses the term "four get off", "thirteen get off" ... I thought about changing it to "thirteen gratified themselves", but somehow that sounded worse. I'm not even sure what all that has to do with the damn story.)

Boxers or briefs?

 

[Tery]

(Moderator, I'm sorry the question uses the term "four get off", "thirteen get off" ... I thought about changing it to "thirteen gratified themselves", but somehow that sounded worse. I'm not even sure what all that has to do with the damn story.)

 

[Moderator]

Why didn't Brad and Angelina work out?

You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

(Moderator, I'm sorry the question uses the term "four get off", "thirteen get off" ... I thought about changing it to "thirteen gratified themselves", but somehow that sounded worse. I'm not even sure what all that has to do with the damn story.)

Boxers or briefs?

 

[Baby Blue]

Why didn't Brad and Angelina work out?

You are a bus driver. At the first stop of the day, eight people get on board. At the second stop, four get off, and eleven get on. At the third stop, two get off, and six get on. At the fourth stop, thirteen get off, and one gets on. At the fifth stop, five get off, and three get on. At the sixth stop, three get off, and two get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

(Moderator, I'm sorry the question uses the term "four get off", "thirteen get off" ... I thought about changing it to "thirteen gratified themselves", but somehow that sounded worse. I'm not even sure what all that has to do with the damn story.)

Boxers or briefs?

I actually know through a friend who has a friend that worked as a nanny for them that Angelina is not the devoted mother she portrays in public. Now, I'm the last one to blame the woman or imply that she's somehow a shrew but I suspect she's utterly exhausting to live with. Also, the pressures of the public eye and working on separate coasts, etc.

The driver's eyes are brown because he's fed up with this ****.

Neither, thank you.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Why is the answer blowing in the wind?

 

[Baby Blue]

Why is the answer blowing in the wind?

Oh dear, I'm afraid the answer to this question is also blowin in the wind. Hurry quick now and maybe you'll catch it.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Oh dear, I'm afraid the answer to this question is also blowin in the wind. Hurry quick now and maybe you'll catch it.

Dang! I’m indoors and the only wind around is breaking wind... and there’s no way I’m about to catch that. Why am I always a day late and a dollar short?

 

[Baby Blue]

Dang! I’m indoors and the only wind around is breaking wind... and there’s no way I’m about to catch that. Why am I always a day late and a dollar short?

This is probably due to your severe caffeine shortage. Drink up and get to work!

 

[grin willard]

The driver's eyes are brown because he's fed up with this ****.

Neither, thank you.

Hemingway, I understand, went commando. (I'm guessing Steve-o is a tighty whitey guy.) But oddly enough, you can buy drawers with Hemingway quotes on them.

Honey, have you seen my lucky Hemingway draws?!

Spoiler

You are a bus driver. At the first stop ...

Pull out that faithful commercial driver's license and tell me the color of the orbs looking back at you. The driver is sporting a pair of baby blues exactly like your own! You are the bus driver! And you're a little to lax about lewd and lascivious behavior if you ask me. That kind of stuff can show up on your job performance review.

 

[Moderator]

Hemingway, I understand, went commando. (I'm guessing Steve-o is a tighty whitey guy.) But oddly enough, you can buy drawers with Hemingway quotes on them.

Honey, have you seen my lucky Hemingway draws?!

Spoiler

You are a bus driver. At the first stop ...

Pull out that faithful commercial driver's license and tell me the color of the orbs looking back at you. The driver is sporting a pair of baby blues exactly like your own! You are the bus driver! And you're a little to lax about lewd and lascivious behavior if you ask me. That kind of stuff can show up on your job performance review.

Just a reminder about keeping this to PG/M rating.

 

[Baby Blue]

Hemingway, I understand, went commando. (I'm guessing Steve-o is a tighty whitey guy.) But oddly enough, you can buy drawers with Hemingway quotes on them.

Honey, have you seen my lucky Hemingway draws?!

Spoiler

You are a bus driver. At the first stop ...

Pull out that faithful commercial driver's license and tell me the color of the orbs looking back at you. The driver is sporting a pair of baby blues exactly like your own! You are the bus driver! And you're a little to lax about lewd and lascivious behavior if you ask me. That kind of stuff can show up on your job performance review.

We are not amused.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

What if the Hokey Pokey is all it really is about?

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Is that you in your Avatar pic? Inquiring Dogs want to know!

 

[grin willard]

We are not amused.

Don't quit your day job Dear Abby.

 

[chief4db]

What is the best strategy for craps. I heard it was a pass line bet and then 2 come bets all with odds. Is this true. I was playing using that method and this 1 guy who said he has been playing for years said I was doing it wrong. He said to play across the board all the point numbers ( 4,5,6,8,9 and ten). But then u get no odds bets if u do that. Do u know the best way to get the casino edge down to the min

 

[Baby Blue]

What if the Hokey Pokey is all it really is about?

If only life were that simple, my dear DiO. If only.

If it were though, there'd be dancing in the streets, on the ceiling, and in the dark.

 

[Baby Blue]

Is that you in your Avatar pic? Inquiring Dogs want to know!

No, that's Liz Phair! <3 I'm far less mesmerizing.

 

[Baby Blue]

What is the best strategy for craps. I heard it was a pass line bet and then 2 come bets all with odds. Is this true. I was playing using that method and this 1 guy who said he has been playing for years said I was doing it wrong. He said to play across the board all the point numbers ( 4,5,6,8,9 and ten). But then u get no odds bets if u do that. Do u know the best way to get the casino edge down to the min

I must confess that this is outside of my wheelhouse as I never make it past the Betty White Slot Machine on the casino floor. I did a bit of reading, however, and I believe your initial strategy is, in fact, the best. You may find this useful and reassuring. Craps strategy – 7 tips to increase your edge |OddsBusters.com

Best of luck to you!

 

[swiftdog2.0]

No, that's Liz Phair! <3 I'm far less mesmerizing.

Ah, I thought she looked familiar! I had (have) a major crush on her. Rocker chicks.......rock \w/

Throw in a young Tanya Donnelly and I'm a smitten SwiftDog!

 

[GNTLGNT]

Ah, I thought she looked familiar! I had (have) a major crush on her. Rocker chicks.......rock \w/

Throw in a young Tanya Donnelly and I'm a smitten SwiftDog!