I know enjoyment of movies is entirely subjective - there are movies the critics have loved which I have found awful: conversely, I have thoroughly enjoyed some movies which are acknowledged to be stinkers. But there are undoubtedly movies out there where something went massively wrong between conception and execution, or where conception was fundamentally flawed to start off with. Here are two, with reasons: Silent Bloodnight This is a slasher movie. The main character is a busty girl with an enormous forehead, frequently in a bikini (the girl, not her forehead), reporting for the local TV station. Her father is the local police chief. Did I mention that this is a Austrian slasher movie, in lovely Austrian scenery? Did I also mention that the dialogue is in English, spoken by the cast in Schwarzenegger accents, possibly learnt phoetically (it is difficult to tell, since none of them can actually act)? This one is so bizarre that I recommend it. Aquanoids Seaside deaths due to a Black Lagoon-type creature. Yep, just the one, putting the lie to the plural in the title. This one must have had a budget of all of fifty bucks, though it is difficult to see where it went on screen. Bad acting, rip-off script, non-existent production values etc., all qualities I expected, are joined by technical ineptitude on a scale rarely seen. This one is so bad that I do NOT recommend it - it cost me 50p in a remainder bin, and I was robbed.