Bad News. The World Is Going To End Today.

[HollyGolightly]

You know what's funny about this:

Of course, the phrase has entered the lexicon, but Happy Days "jumped the shark" a long time before the Fonz actually jumped the shark.

Remember Pinky Tuscadero?

Or how about this . . . I'll bet almost nobody remembers this, and frankly I was shocked to see it left in the syndicated reruns.

Fonzie's nephew, Spike: "Hey, Cunningham -- about your sister's build . . . " and he gives the thumbs-up.

Richie: She's eleven.

Spike: Yeah, but she's built like she's twelve.

This is not a joke.

This actually occurred on Happy Days and you can still see it.

Dear God.

 

[kingricefan]

So, if Australia is about 18 hours ahead of me (PST) then are they all already dead? 'Cause if that's the case, then my friend Criticandproud (Cappy) must have become a zombie, because I am talking on here with him right now....

 

[HollyGolightly]

She can call n_n for cooking instructions....

My stepdad was so firmly sure that the world would end in 2012, he even had me convinced. I made a lot of stupid choices in life because by the time I was ten, I didn't think I was going to make it to twenty-five. That whole phrase, "live like you're dying"? It's BS. At least, it was in my case...

That's terrible. I want to bop him on the head for that.

 

[blunthead]

Dear God.

Relax. Logic dictates that these particular people's opinions can be trusted diametrically; whatever they say's going to happen, ain't gonna.

 

[blunthead]

So, if Australia is about 18 hours ahead of me (PST) then are they all already dead? 'Cause if that's the case, then my friend Criticandproud (Cappy) must have become a zombie, because I am talking on here with him right now....

No you aren't!!!

 

[kingricefan]

No you aren't!!!

I am yes. (Yoda voice)

 

[Connor B]

 

[blunthead]

I am yes. (Yoda voice)

Well then you can't trust Cappy anymore, can you?

 

[kingricefan]

Well then you can't trust Cappy anymore, can you?

Well, if he's a walker I can always outrun him.....

 

[GNTLGNT]

...you're being redundant...

...I know you are but what am I?...

 

[danie]

I want to bop him on the head for that.

Everything you post makes me crack up.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Well, if he's a walker I can always outrun him.....

...what if he's a wheelchair, or dear god-a bedside commode????...

 

[GNTLGNT]

Everything you post makes me crack up.

...so you and your car have that in common huh?....

 

[kingricefan]

...you're being redundant...

In order to be REdundant, doesn't one have to be dundant first?

 

[GNTLGNT]

In order to be REdundant, doesn't one have to be dundant first?

...yeah, Frank Dundant-the feller what directed Shawshank...

 

[danie]

...so you and your car have that in common huh?....

I took it in today to be repaired.
They called and asked where the smashed bumper was. I told them the tow-truck driver took it and kept it.
They want to use several parts from it. I asked them when I got the insurance estimate if they needed the old bumper. No.
Now they want it--who knows if the guy kept it? Probably not.
He said if they don't get it, then they'll have to order more parts, so I won't get my car back until next week!!!!!
I am driving a rental. It's blue. Electric blue. At least it's a Nissan, but so very ugly. I tried to take a curve today in it like I was in my car.
Squealing wheels!!!! My son got a big kick out of it. Here's what it looks like:

So very un-Dana-like.

 

[blunthead]

In order to be REdundant, doesn't one have to be dundant first?

No, of course not. Everyone is already dudnant. It's human nature to be dundant. Consequently, one is REdundant when he assumes to repeat something one of the rest of us has done or said or is.

 

[not_nadine]

Maybe everything has been reset. My pork chops! Fresh and new.

 

[Tery]

I still have five hours....

 

[danie]

Hmmm. What should I do for the last hour and 40 min of the earth's life?