Batman vs Superman: Yawn of Justice

[Steffen]

J***s Ch*** and all the deities above, if I were a drinking man I'd be spending the weekend imbibing in order to forget the mess I just suffered through. I don't know if The World's Finest Orphans versus the cave troll from Lord of The Rings qualifies as a movie so much as it is Zack Snyder's official crime against Humanity. I'll probably write a more articulate gripe about this later but right now my head is too full of swear words. If DC Comics wants to make a truly good Superman film then they need to suck it up and do the right thing. Outsource it. To Marvel.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...so I'll put you down for a qualified ...

 

[skimom2]

Dude. It's a movie, not genocide.

 

[AnnaMarie]

if I were a drinking man I'd be spending the weekend imbibing in order to forget the mess I just suffered through.

It doesn't matter how many times I see this clip, I laugh hysterically. (I am obviously not an Affleck fan.....never have been.)

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Well, when you have Affleck as Batman you know it's in the crapper.

 

[Steffen]

Funny enough, Affleck was the only good thing in this movie.

 

[Steffen]

Dude. It's a movie, not genocide.

This is true. Man of Steel was.

 

[Riot87]

I knew how this movie was going to go before I watched it lol but the Doomsday part was cool.

 

[skimom2]

This is true. Man of Steel was.

Still not genocide (lol), but godawful. Cavill should not be in the lead of any movie--have you seen Immortals? In the top worst films I've ever seen. He's pretty, but a shoe has more personality and ability to act.

 

[Steffen]

Still not genocide (lol), but godawful. Cavill should not be in the lead of any movie--have you seen Immortals? In the top worst films I've ever seen. He's pretty, but a shoe has more personality and ability to act.

HAHAHAHAHA! And I thought * I * was being the terrible one for posting this thread!

Actually I think Cavill is capable of a much better performance, but the script and director just won't allow for it. After BvS, I am NOT paying to watch any DC Comics film that's directed by Zack Snyder.

 

[dallywhitty]

Apparently I'm one of the few people in existence who loves the film. It's grim, dark, visually stunning and flat-out bizarre at times. It's pretty inaccessible for a mainstream comic book film, but Zack Snyder gave no ****s and I commend him for it.

I cannot wait to see the Ultimate Cut when the Blu-ray's released. It kinda-sorta leaked a while back and the additional scenes surfaced on YouTube. Naturally I watched them, but I need to see them in the context of the film to really appreciate them.

 

[Kurben]

Probably the worst Superhero movie i seen and that says a lot. Cavill was terrible, Affleck was better but also terrible and the movie was even worse than the actors. What a monumental waste of money! A three year old child could have acted better than the leads in this movie. A baboon would have made a better director.

 

[Steffen]

Probably the worst Superhero movie i seen and that says a lot. Cavill was terrible, Affleck was better but also terrible and the movie was even worse than the actors. What a monumental waste of money! A three year old child could have acted better than the leads in this movie. A baboon would have made a better director.

Ugh, don't get me started. I can't talk about that movie without resorting to profanity, and I don't want to get into trouble here.

 

[mal]

I'll watch it for free eventually but I could not bring myself to pay to see it. It seems my hunch was right according to what I've read so far. Good or bad however, I'm starting to get sick of all those superhero movies.

 

[Tery]

You guys will love this:

 

[not_nadine]

You guys will love this:

That's too funny.

 

[shookme]

Probably the womovieuperhero movie i seen and that says a lot. Cavill was terrible, Affleck was better but also terrible and the movie was even worse than the actors. What a monumental waste of money! A three year old child could have acted better than the leads in this movie. A baboon would have made a better director.

I hate to say it, but I agree. I really wanted to like this movie. Just couldn't get into it.

I even liked Man of Steel and most all other Snyder movies.

 

[Narvic]

I hate to say it, but I agree. I really wanted to like this movie. Just couldn't get into it.

I even liked Man of Steel and most all other Snyder movies.

I watched all the seasons of Arrow on netflix and now I am on Flash.

 

[Narvic]