Before Viagra.

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Sigmund, Apr 26, 2014.

  1. VultureLvr45

    VultureLvr45 Well-Known Member

    Tracy is a lucky woman that you would go to these lengths to show her how much you love her. A song for you ;)
     
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  2. Moderator

    Moderator Ms. Mod Administrator


    ....no pun intended? :smile:
     
  3. hossenpepper

    hossenpepper Keeper of Octopus Volcano

    Holy f*ckballs (no pun intended) Giant!! I just read this thread. Damn man, sorry to hear of this for you. It's over the top brave to be so honest about this issue. In my usual fashion allow me to get my jokes out of the way and then some true love...

    Now I know why you are so apt to do as Tracy wants, open doors, etc. I thought you were just a gentleman, but now...
    This also explains why she wanted to hug me so much. I can be hired out at $37.29/hr...
    Have you thought about getting a girlfriend for Tracy (I know lots of talking to get that done)... It might help a lot... both of you..
    Will you now star in the new movie RoboCo.... Never mind.

    Ok done with jokes, now I can undertsand pain in the noob-noobs. I got the boys snipped about 13 yeasr ago and it was NOT fun afterwards for me. I had cases of recurrign epididymitis for years. I was told I woudl need to get another surgery to clear that up... EEEEKK!!!! No thanks. Once was enough. Having to shave to your babyskin and put your feet in stirrups might be Ok for you ladies, but it is not something a man takes lightly. I still get pains from time to time, but consider myself lucky after hearing your story.

    Much love bro and I am still in awe of your brutal honesty. I hope it works as promised. Please post updates and videos.... :)
     
  4. kingricefan

    kingricefan All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.

    Um, yeah, no videos please!!
     
  5. VultureLvr45

    VultureLvr45 Well-Known Member

    Usually I have a smart azz comment, but I didn't intend that to be funny. images-317.jpeg Turned out to be images-112.jpeg . Ouch, and Speedy Heal Time GG :smug:
     
  6. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...it's all good, and I appreciate the love-I really do...I put my story out there to try to help, if anyone else suffers as I did, before I made the decision...I'm no hero or saint, just a fat, middle-aged yutz that loves his wife and misses the physical intimacy...you are all truly wonderful...and Hoss, not a penny over 37 bucks even....
     
  7. Grandpa

    Grandpa Well-Known Member

    Yeah, not to be self-aggrandizing, but I wrote about my vasectomy in another thread. But the part I didn't write about was the infection that followed. I don't like to talk about it, because I think men should step up when it comes to things like birth control, and your and my types of stories could dissuade them, because who the heck wants an infection around the yarbles? But it was painful, it was ugly, it was memorable, and fortunately for me, when it cleared, it cleared. But.... ouch.
     
  8. Out of Order

    Out of Order What Christmas is All About

    This thread is the balls!
     
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  9. hossenpepper

    hossenpepper Keeper of Octopus Volcano

    Ok, for you... friend prices. :)
     
  10. fushingfeef

    fushingfeef Uber-in-waiting

    Just reading this, hope you're feeling better soon Scott!
     
  11. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...thanks Bob!...I have been QUITE intimate with my ice pack here lately....:waaaht:
     
  12. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...I getcha, but I'm about reality-because of my nursing training...figured I would lay the pros & cons out there...
     
  13. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...oh yer just NUTS!.....
     
  14. kingricefan

    kingricefan All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.

    I thought more along the lines of beans and franks....
     
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  15. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    Hang in there Scott. Um...
     
  16. VultureLvr45

    VultureLvr45 Well-Known Member

    More like eggplants and zuchinnis... images-123.jpeg

    pops, Wish my hubby would get the snip. I think he is afraid, same reason he won't even entertain the thought of Laser eye surgery.
     
  17. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...and cocktail weenies....
     
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  18. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

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  19. GNTLGNT

    GNTLGNT Why Chew Through The Restraints?

    ...assure him that a bag of frozen peas will be his best friend...and afterward, he can eat his best friend and not be tossed in jail....
     
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  20. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    I'm glad yer feeling better!
     

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