Random question for you all - wondered if anyone had had the same thing happen.
I have a large bookshelf in my spare room where I keep all my Stephen King books and associated literature. I wouldn't call it a shrine (there are no candles or alters or anything) but I like to keep them all together. I have pretty much all his work so, it's not a small shelf!
Whenever I have guests over who see the bookshelf I get the same question. 'Oh, do you like Stephen King then?'. I started by responding normally but over time I have been developing a repertoire of irreverant responses.
I first just said 'No, not really' and then changed the topic. My current favourite response is to say 'Yes, but not for the stories - if you read the first word of the second paragraph of the second chapter of each book it explains the existence of the illuminati and their influence on the world'. I then touch my nose in a conspiritorial way and wink.
Anyway, anyone else have any good lines I could use?