Best sarcastic response when someone sees my Stephen King book collection?

[Mr Nobody]

No sarcastic responses from me, but I did have one taken as sarcastic when it wasn't.
Gf's mom saw all the books on the shelves and went "Wow. And you've read all of these?"
I said no and she took it funny, but it was true, I hadn't. I'd only just bought three of them.

 

[Ebdim9th]

Lovely!

Thank ya, "occasionally I am callous and strange" ....

 

[Dramat]

Oh, do you like Stephen King then?

- I don’t know Stephen King. I like His books though.

 

[muskrat]

Will trade for full set of Hardy Boys.

 

[Maskins]

No but the books are quite chunky and cover up the cameras in the spare room. Well, anyway it's hot here and you need to get out of those clothes and get to bed. Goodnight!