Bleeding Fart

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MadamMack

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fushingfeef said:
"Get me a towel Rita, I think that last fart had a lump in it." -from Stephen King's Duma Key
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I love that line so much until whenever I feel down I recall it to make me laugh . . .and life goes on.

I think I'm getting to that point in life. Sometimes I don't know that I've farted until I smell it! And most often the scent scares the hell outta me!
 
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FlakeNoir

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MadamMack said:
I love that line so much until whenever I feel down I recall it to make me laugh . . .and life goes on.

I think I'm getting to that point in life. Sometimes I don't know that I've farted until I smell it! And most often the scent scares the hell outta me!
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MadamMack said:
:rofl: Flake, darlin' You know me and I love it!
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:rofl: You crack me up so much!
 
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blunthead

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MadamMack said:
Girl strike some matches . . .although that WILL not help!
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