Caption(s) The Images.

[kingricefan]

....my turn.....

'I'm feeling a little constricted in my head this morning.'

 

[AnnaMarie]

....my turn.....

"won't you be my neighbour?"

 

[GNTLGNT]

"won't you be my neighbour?"

 

[lowman]

....my turn.....

Does a wild horse crap in the woods? Darn right he does.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

....my turn.....

I can't believe I didn't get the part of Topsy in the DT movie.

 

[not_nadine]

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

 

[Arkay Lynchpin]

If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand [slices] is reasonable, so I want two.

 

[kingricefan]

'Bada-boom, bada-bing!'

 

[kingricefan]

'Hey, fellas! Whadda ya say we hit the strip club after cake and ice cream?'

 

[GNTLGNT]

...why the hell did I get the only Blue plate?....you think this is funny?.....you think I'm funny-like a clown maybe????"....

 

[fljoe0]

One more and we can use the car pool lane.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Uber Thailand.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

 

[Doc Creed]

"My lunch is here."

 

[Doc Creed]

"Merry Christmas from all your friends in Derry!"

 

[GNTLGNT]

..."Screw you Skarsgard!!".....

 

[Neesy]

 

[Neesy]

One more, since I had no takers on the previous image (to me it looks like a "robot sperm")

 

[Tery]

"How do I say 'Where is the bathroom?' in Chinese?"

BTW, for the previous pic: "Why Iron Man's lovers all die."