"One too many jalapenos."
"This happens when you bogart that joint."
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"One too many jalapenos."
"This happens when you bogart that joint."
Calvin after his spa day.
"Who was I with all night?! Who?!".
"OMGaaaaaaaaawd, she wuz like the hottest thang evah!"
"I should've known better than fly through Colorado."
OMGawd, I've lost my f'king mittens... again!
"The Floating Baloney Scream."
'I am the spokesperson for the legalized pot industry.'
'WHAT???? A new Stephen King book was released yesterday and I didn't know about it? WHAT???'
'Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?'
Mama always said, ... if you don't have anything nice to hoot, don't hoot anything at all, because the other owls probably don't give a hoot anyway. You are whooo you make yourself to be.
Damm ,what have I here?
I don't think I should....
ayuhI don't think I should....