"What is it you do for a living, Molly?"
Molly: "...I drive."
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"What is it you do for a living, Molly?"
Molly: "...I drive."
I can't remember where E is!
"So, I'm standing at the crossroads and all of the sudden I realize, I can't find my way home." So I took out my cell phone and called Layla to come get me. She said, "why are you calling after midnight? You're name must be Mr Fantasy if you think I'm coming to get you at this hour." So next thing I know, I was just walkin down the road thinking, it's got to get better in a little while.
'Alright, lil' darlin', I'm sure y'all have a purrrr-fectly good explanation for driving 100 miles per hour down my highway and I'm allowing how y'all would love to tell me all about it but y'all need to put away that there can o' tuna before I add bribery to your charges.'Here's a good one:
"I'll let ya go with a warning this time, but only because my wife's giving birth to a litter in the crawlspace."Here's a good one:
"Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!"
"Respect my authority - I'm a CLAW enforcement officer!!!"Here's a good one:
(Make sure to pronounce it 'authoritah' like Cartman on South Park.
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'How much is that lion in the window?' *sung to the tune of How Much Is That Doggie In The Window*
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Here's a good one:
"Please step out of the car, sir. We have reason to believe that you're transporting an illegal amount of catnip."
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
"I'm sorry Hon,' the steaks were off, how about Squash & sage pithivier for dinner?"
A young Molly Ringwald, in the midst of the night, attempting to ape Stephen.
'Dear Marsha,
A young Molly Ringwald, in the midst of the night, attempting to ape Stephen.
I hope this letter finds you in good health and even better spirits. I am writing to you to ask you something. Since you are The Moderator of Stephen King's message board, would you please ask your members to stop writing such nasty things about me and my acting abilities? It really hurts to read these things, especially late at night when I'm vulnerable and I have nothing in the universe better to do than to go to the SKMB. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Molly Ringwald
PS: I really like Mr. King's books!'
Moderator
Molly just can't catch a break...
"People keep saying I look like a young Tootsie"
